if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I am one with the molecules
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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