After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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