hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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