So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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