He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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