She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i now understand why vodka
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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