I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How did I end up in the pool?!
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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