I wish I could teleport
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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