That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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