STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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