was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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