Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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