They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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