Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she looked like the before picture.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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