anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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