Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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