How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize