Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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