Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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