I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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