Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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