Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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