Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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