just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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