Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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