Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My feet surprised me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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