Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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