I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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