North Korea, Best Korea!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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