Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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