There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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