your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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