Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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