where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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