Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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