Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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