considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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