My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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