Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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