I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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