Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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