So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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