it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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