You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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