i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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