Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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