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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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