you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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