You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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