Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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